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كَتبَ شخص بخيل رسالة إلى زوجتِه الحبيبة الغالية زوجتي الغالية … ''لا أَستطيعُ إرْسال راتبُي هذا الشهرِ، لذا سأُرسلُ 100 قبلةَ زوجك المخلص'' بعد اسبــوعِ أرسلتْ زوجته بخطاب رد إلى زوجِها الزوج الغالي شكراً لقُبَلاتكَ الـ100 وهذهُ تفاصيلَ النفقاتَ إنفقت مع بائع الحليب قبلتين إنفقت على البقّال 7 قبلات صاحب المنزل ...ياتي كل يوم وياخذ قبلة أو قبلتين ابو اللحم و الكرفس مو راضيين بالقبلات بس ..لذلك اعطيتهم مواد اخرى اناس آخرون كالسباك والبواب وغيرهم أخذوا ما يقارب 40 قبلة رجاءً لاتقلق علي ، عنْدي متوفر الآن 35 قبلةَ وأنا أَتمنّى أن تكفيني لهذا الشهر ِ.و اني سوف اتبع هذه الطريقة في الأشهر القادمة لانها حلت لي الكثير من المشاكل زوجتك المخلصة
ولو فرضنا ان الحضارم بخلا مثل ما تقول ولكن لا يوصلون الى الدرجه التي تتصورها انت ولا يليق بمنتدى طلاب متعلمين ان تكتب فيه مثل هذه النكات السوقيه وهل تعي انت ما كتبته ؟؟!!!! انا لا ارضى ان يشتم يمني ككل وحضرمي بالاخص موضوع للحذف والاعتذار لتلافي المشاكل
آخر تعديل بواسطة حضرمي في 24 مايو 2010 17:02، عدل 1 مرة
ما شاء الله عليكم يا طلبة العلم هكذا اليمن تفخر بكم وهذا الشبل من ذاك الاسد والعرق واحد يا حبكم للمشاكل فرحت اكيد لما قلت لك مشاكل والله على حالتك واسلوبك هذا ما ارضى حتى تكون بيطري ولس دكتور
المستخدمون المتصفحون لهذا المنتدى: لا يوجد أعضاء مسجلين متصلين و 3 زائر/زوار
لا تستطيع كتابة مواضيع جديدة في هذا المنتدى لا تستطيع كتابة ردود في هذا المنتدى لا تستطيع تعديل مشاركاتك في هذا المنتدى لا تستطيع حذف مشاركاتك في هذا المنتدى لا تستطيع إرفاق ملف في هذا المنتدى